This piece is in response to the Six Sentence challenge, using the prompt word of ‘center’
As The Lone Ranger and Tonto came over a ridge, from a small ranch-house they heard a woman’s cry, shrill and piercing.
They galloped towards the ranch-house and before they could dismount, a woman ran towards them, clutching a small child and yelling ‘Help, help, my husband’s in town in Dead Center but he’ll be home soon, please save me!’ and ran back into the house.
The Lone Ranger followed and through her sobs she told him how she’d overdone the chilli in the chilli con carne, her husband’s favourite dish and now it was ruined, but he assured her he could fix it and headed for his saddle bags.
While they waited, the part-Appache woman took Tonto aside and asked why his friend wore a mask and Tonto replied, “Like to look good, get old, get crow’s feet.”
The Lone Ranger returned and stirred sour cream into the chilli con carne, tasted it and said “Works every time, you try it’ and relief enveloped her face when she did.
The Lone Ranger said ‘Our work here is done, Tonto’ and Tonto replied ‘Yes, kemo sabe’ and the woman smiled as she waved them away, wondering how long it would be before somebody told The Lone Ranger that ‘kemo sabe’ was Appache for ‘horse’s backside’.
Thanks to Gary Larson for the ‘loan ‘of the last line.
Bummer for John Reid.
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Sorry, Obb, lost me on the reference.
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John Reid, true name of The Lone Ranger- Sorry, I wasted far too many childhood years listening to the Sunday morning childrens request session on 3ZB!
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Ah, thanks for the education. 🙂
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Hi, Obb. Just came across a site made for you. In case you’ve never seen it https://lightpoetrymagazine.com/
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Thanks kindly; Nope, not seen it, I will rectify that situation!
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I like how the Lone Ranger is up to any task.
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Saturday afternoon after the football results, but I don’t remember that storyline!
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I’ll thank Gary Larson for a terrific closing line as well! Nice 6!
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Many thanks, Dyanne.
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Well, that changes things up quite a bit, doesn’t it! Fun story.
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Thanks, Mimi
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The Lone Ranger was a man of many talents however, languages apparently was not one of them 😉
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No, given that he only ever spoke to Tonto in English. 😉 One of my old favorite jokes is about The Loner Ranger and Tonto being trapped
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No, given that he only ever spoke to Tonto in English. 😉 One of my old favorite jokes is about The Lone Ranger and Tonto being trapped in a dead-end canyon by a group of marauding Indians and the Lone Ranger Saying ‘It looks like we’re about to die, Tonto’, to which Tonto replies. ‘What do you mean ‘we’, white man.’
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Ha! That’s funny.
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Thanks, Joyce 🙂
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Groan, Doug!
But Larson is Cartoon God.
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A winner on all counts then. 🙂
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Made me chuckle, Doug.
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Then my work here is done. 🙂
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I really enjoyed this, Doug. Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning! 🙂
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Thanks, Chris, that was the plan. 🙂
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I love the image of the Lone Ranger carrying a pint of sour cream in his saddlebag!
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Thanks, Michael. Probably wasn’t sour when he started out. 🙂
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loved the Lone Ranger. alas poor Tonto. Good six.
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As did we all, UP.
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LOL! Wonderful. Perhaps, she’ll rid herself of such a demanding husband with food poisoning? The sour cream in the saddlebag made me gag a bit!
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Thanks, Susan. It probably went sour in the saddle bag. 🙂
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I assume the Lone Ranger was quite a gentleman, but not in this version?
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I thought he was very gentlemanly, coming to the aid of a damsel in culinary distress. 😉
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Lol. I enjoyed the old b&w series as a kid, so it was easy to see this scene play out in my head. Good one Doug 🙂
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Many thanks, TAM. Glad it gave you a laugh.
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That’s something I’ve learned thanks to the Lone Ranger – and you of course! Nice one Doug!
My Six!
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Thanks, Keith.
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I’m glad to know a marriage was saved with something sour. Don’t underestimate the power of opposites.
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Or the ingenuity of the Lone Ranger. 🙂
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