This piece was written for the weekly Six Sentence challenge, with the prompt word of ‘treatment’.
Rufus Hornblower, the ‘it’s only the flu’, ‘it’s your sovereign right not to wear a mask’, ‘vaccination’s a plot’ shock jock, was bewildered when he woke up on a hospital trolley in a warehouse, after he’d gone to ER about his severe breathing difficulties.
A doctor wearing full PPE was observing him closely and taking copious notes before noticing Rufus was awake.
‘Ah, Mr. Hornblower, you’re back with us; are you feeling better?
‘No, I’m getting worse by the minute, maybe even dying from that plague thing, so why aren’t you giving me any treatment?’
‘Oh, Mr. Hornblower, you can’t die from an imaginary disease, so we’re moving you to the big circus tent we’ve set up on the waste ground behind the hospital, or as we call it, the Centre for Observing Victims of Imaginary Diseases, or COVID for short. You’ll enjoy your time there, what with the clown school, the acrobats teaching backflips, tightrope walking lessons and, of course, lyin’ taming.’
It takes a while before all the coughing and spitting starts and the wilful spluttering denying stops. For some, for good.
Too bad.
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Thanks, Obb.
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Well written and very thought provoking
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Thanks, UP. That was my cunning plan. 😉
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It’s difficult to ignore how many do not think for themselves nor do their own research or for that matter, use common sense.
(Whew, Doug! I almost slipped on the soap on my way down 😉)
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🙂
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A lovely piece of satire, irony, sarcasm, social comment. Call it what you will, it was excellent🙂
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Many thanks, Hobbo. Glad it appealed to you,
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You’re welcome
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Definitely a different take, Doug!
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Thanks, Chris.
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Ouch, quite a punch in that one Doug. Superbly done
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Many thanks, NNP, much appreciated.
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Well said.
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Thanks, Mimi
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Clever (and sad*) Six.
*the human capacity for insisting the world around us conform to our preferred beliefs
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Thanks, clark. Had to do something with my frustration. 😉
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One thing about the prompts is that they often allow a variety of ways to express frustrations if one wants to take that route. It is unfortunate that there are so many who choose to follow the line of thinking that led Rufus to this place.
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Thanks, Pat. Indeed. One of the things that makes me angry is the number of deaths that ‘influencers’ like Rufus have caused with their ignorance and misinformation.
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A timely tale indeed, he was given a taste of his own medicine!
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Thanks, Keith. As in, none. 🙂
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This piece made me laugh out loud. It’s brilliant. I almost (but not quite, as I’m not that evil, or am I?) wish it were real.
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Thanks, Astrid, glad it made you laugh. And if only it were for real… wait a minute it is! https://www.ibtimes.com/4-anti-vax-shock-jocks-die-covid-weeks-apart-2-regretted-their-air-remarks-3286062 😉
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Oh dear! I have a feeling Mr. Hornblower isn’t long for this world. Maybe he’s going to a better place. 🙂
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Or not 🙂
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🙂
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