This piece was written for the Six Sentence Challenge, with the prompt word of ‘harmony’.
When I got to the afterlife, hoping for an eternity of bliss, I found an entry process that was more than a little discomforting and, I have to say, a little too modernistic and worldly for my liking.
No fluffy clouds, no harps, no pearly gates, no St. Peter with a long white beard and a humungous book detailing who’d been naughty and who’d been nice, just a bar code reader that automatically assigned a room in one of the many mansions to virtuous souls.
As I nervously stood on the assigned spot, a green √ displayed on a screen and a slip of paper was dispensed, which read Room 101, All Saints Palace, Divinity Drive, Paradise.
Before I began my journey, I watched the next person approach the Eternity Or Bust hotspot and a big red X flashed and I heard them scream in terror as a trapdoor opened beneath them, flames shot up, and they disappeared.
As I scurried off to find my room, I noticed a number of high brick structures and I asked a passerby what they were for and she said ‘Behind each of them are separate eternities for the Catholics, the Jews, the Hindus, the Muslims, the Buddhists, the Taoists and any other religion you can think of and they all think they’re the only ones here. It’s a harmony thing.’
Heaven has gone high tech! 🙂
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Yes, a different sort of cloud now. 🙂
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ROFL!
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Your satirical commentary sharp as a tack, Doug. May be an archaic term but loved the “zinger” at the end. Bravo.
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Many thanks, Denise. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Zinger is archaic, damn Denise, what does that make me?
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I like how some of the groups are tricked at the end to thinking they are the only ones in heaven. Also the scream of terror at the “Eternity Or Bust hotspot” as the trapdoor opened for some.
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Thanks, Frank.
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I totally Love this!!
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Thanks, Zelda. Such a heavenly response. 🙂
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Room 101?😲
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As in everyone knows what’s in Room 101? 😉
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Yep. That’s the one!
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Not even in heaven, it seems…
That’s an excellent romp through the depersonalisation of modern life and enduring prejudice.
Maybe we should go back in time. What? Just as bad? Forward then? Really? Sigh.
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Thanks, Jenne. I tried to paint a picture of after-world peace. 😉
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probably are people who would take comfort in a divine apartheid… (then, one might argue, the definition of hell and heaven, no?)
enjoyable Six, yo
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Thanks, clark. Probably better parodied in Life of Brian by the man on the cross demanding to die in the Jewish section. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c2d7e557-056d-465b-9a03-ed814b0b7b29 😉
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well crafted
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Entertaining take on the old joke, Doug
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Damn! Someone old enough to spot it. 🙂
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First off, congratulations on getting in! And the bureaucracy of the place reminded me of a Paul Simon song, “The Afterlife”.
But how sad, even in heaven walls between…
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But, hey, if no-one behind the walls knows …. 😉
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Nice 6 Doug, kind of sad that in our earthly factions can’t even get along in heaven!
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Excellent all the way around.
My favorite description of the afterlife is where it says in The Revelation that people from every nation, tribe, people and tongue gather in joy and peace.
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Thanks, Mimi. Now that would be a revelation. 😉
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What a creative way to explain Heaven and Hell, Doug! My favorite six so far 🙂
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Many thanks, em. 🙂
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My pleasure!
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Despite the fact that I believe my mother, father, aunts, uncles and cousins are, in fact, sitting at a folding card table playing poker amid those fluffy clouds, harps, and pearly gates…all that being said…
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You’re dead right. They’re having a ball in the Catholic section, none the wiser and all the happier for it. 🙂
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I always thought the Pearly Gates thing was a bit of fanciful whimsy, and now you’ve proved it. Guess I’d better buy some flame-proof pants!
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I love the concept of separate heavens to make everyone happy, but with the bureaucracy I wonder if they might not be where they think they are…
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A mind even more devious than mime. Love it! 🙂
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Clever, as expected!
Boy, you’d think that by the time we get to Heaven, all that separatism would have been figured out and put to bed. SMH 😉
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Thanks, Liz. Being the old fart that I am I had to look up SMH but I’ll use it from now on. 🙂
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SMH: SO useful on social media!
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