I’d love to turn you off, Ken Oath

This piece was written for the Six Sentence Story Challenge, with the prompt word of 'branch'. I was halfway through reading out a news story about how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall when Ken Oath, as was his wont, interrupted to branch off into ‘That reminds me of the dreadful potholes … Continue reading I’d love to turn you off, Ken Oath

The house that Jerry built

This piece was written for the Six Sentence Challenge, with the prompt word of 'structure'. What the hell it means I have no idea. 😉 To describe what Jerry had built as a ‘structure’ strained the definition to breaking point and made Escher’s multi-dimensional fantasies seem like a housing project blueprint in comparison. The foundations, … Continue reading The house that Jerry built

Let he who is not stoned cast the first sin

These pieces were written for the Six Sentence Challenge, with the prompt word of 'sin'. Sin - Disambiguation from Wackypedia Sin-22 – Catch-all for any sins we forgot first time around Sincerity – That which once you can fake, you’ve got it made ‘Sin – Cry sometimes heard from the putting green Syntax – Inexhaustible … Continue reading Let he who is not stoned cast the first sin