Right-wing extremist

This 100 word piece was written for the Friday Fictioneers  photo prompt below.


‘What’s with your new display. It’s a little one-sided, isn’t it?’

‘It’s symbolic of my political views.’

‘How so?’

‘Do you see any red there left of centre?’

‘Now that you mention it ….’

‘No tomatoes, no pinko apples, no anti-capitalist red capsicums, no radical radishes. And don’t get me started on those sob-story red onions. I’m not going to provide any oxygen to any fruit or vegetable that’s left of centre.’

‘But aren’t you cutting of half your income to make your point? And surely you can’t assign a political leaning to a vegetable?’

‘Have you voted lately?’


PHOTO PROMPT © Roger Bultot

19 thoughts on “Right-wing extremist

  1. Very well and drolly done. No inferences as to thin-skinned pip-squeak sour and rotten on the inside Mandarins though. Oh well, you say ‘potato’ I say ‘ass-whole.’


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