Something a bit lighter, and certainly briefer, just published on 101 Words. https://101words.org/genghis-interview/
My story ‘Silent Speculation’ has just been published by CafeLit. If you’re sensitive about end-of-life issues, you might find it confronting but I hope you give it a chance. https://www.cafelitmagazine.uk/2022/10/silent-speculation-by-doug-jacquier.html
Know thy SELF
My satirical piece, ‘Know Thy SELF’, has just been published by The Wise Owl. https://www.thewiseowl.art/know-thy-self
Review – On the verge of extinction
I thought I’d share this 5-star review by Brian Matthews of my short fiction collection, ‘On the verge of extinction’.
‘On the verge of extinction’ by Doug Jacquier
I found this book of short stories both highly enjoyable and thought provoking. The short and sometimes very short stories in the first section are often dark and very quirky. But the stories are deep, cutting, often amusing and very thought provoking. A favourite of mine was ‘Damaged Goods’. The latter section of stories based on the author’s life experiences was, for me, excellent. All up, a very authentic slice of Australian literature that captures the thoughts of someone who has led an interesting life but has few ‘sacred cows’ except a love of, in his words “the crippling pedantry that is adherence to the English language”
My book is available at Amazon.com in the US https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B7L4JYJY and at https://tinyurl.com/mt3f7yp4 in Australia and https://tinyurl.com/3c6bv3rp in the UK. If you are a Kindle Unlimited member, it’s free anywhere!
Any and all support will be gratefully received, especially if you can find the time, like Brian, to write a review.
It’s taken me 22 months to find a home for this story that I’ve always believed was worth telling. It’s finally been accepted by an online magazine that agrees. I hope you do too. https://www.unlikelystories.org/content/bush-rescue
Now I lay me down to sleep
‘Bach to the future’ revisited
Honoured to have my flash story ‘Bach to the future’ featured in the latest issue of Syncopation, a music themed journal in Toronto. https://syncopationliteraryjournal.wordpress.com/flash-fiction/ Tap on the download link to read it.
Grumblebum’s balls of fate
Took well over a year for this piece to find a home, so never give up on work you think is worth submitting.
My latest published story.
This re-worked version of an earlier story has just been published on CafeLit.
Solitude has it’s own rewards
Keith turned his gas bottle on, lit the flame on his camp stove, poured a slurp of peanut oil into his wok and, after feeding a couple of pieces to Arfer his German Shepherd, added the diced meat he’d had marinating overnight. When it had browned, he added the sliced vegetables and gave the wok a shake. He had just poured himself a glass of cabernet sauvignon when a white 4WD towing a white caravan pulled up some fifty metres away.
A man in his sixties with a belly ponderously overhanging his shorts emerged, puffing noisily, and shouted to Keith ‘Great spot you have here’. He was followed shortly after by a woman of a similar age with badly dyed blond hair, a blouse displaying a shoe-leather tanned cleavage and a skirt short enough to have been fashionable fifty years ago. Through her nose she intoned gaily ‘You look like you could do with some company.’
Keith looked at them coldly and said ‘Why did you stop here?’ They both looked perplexed and she said ‘Well, you never know who’s out on the road and there’s safety in numbers.’
Keith said ‘There’s no numbers here except for me and Arfer. How do you know I’m not an axe murderer and that Arfer doesn’t live off the leftovers?’
The man said ‘Come on mate, you’re scaring the missus. There’s no need for that sort of talk.’
Keith said ‘Here’s what I suggest you do. Get back in your snow-white rig and keep driving until you see a group of similar group of grey nomads circled around a camp fire. Pull in there and get out your cask red and cheese and biscuits and join them. Your wife can share her three gazillion photos of her grandchildren with the other women who will tell her they’re gorgeous and you can share your ill-informed prejudices on politics, the unemployed, superannuation and football with a sympathetic group of morons. Or, to paraphrase, fuck off.’
To underline Keith’s sentiments, Arfer stood up, bared his teeth and growled menacingly. The couple moved rapidly to their vehicle. Once safely ensconced, the man yelled ‘You’re mad, ya bastard’ and pulled back onto the road.
Resigned to the fact that his stir-fry was now largely ruined, Keith picked at it in a desultory fashion before giving most of it to Arfer.
Keith picked up his well-worn leather-bound journal, pumped up his lamp and said ‘Arfer, what do you think of this passage? I think it has a sort of timelessness but that may be beyond your sense of the aesthetic.’
Keith read the passage in his sonorous voice. When he’d finished, Arfer revealed nothing.
Keith said ‘You’re right, it needs work. Time for bed.’
He turned off the lamp, burrowed into his swag and, as he drifted off to sleep, he noticed the moonlight glinting off his axe and heard Arfer laughing in his sleep.