This piece was written for the Six Sentence Challenge, with the prompt word of ‘video’.
Oscar (Monte) Video’s extended interview with The Abominable Snowman, establishing once and for all that not only did he exist but that he was not alone and part of a thriving community, should have been the media sensation of the century.
He would excitedly show his detailed notes to news editors only to be told over and over again that they couldn’t run it without pictures and certainly not without audio.
Oscar would explain that he’d lost all his recording equipment, along with his cinematographer Alice ‘Eileen’ Down, in the landslide that she triggered by a sneezing fit, but to no avail.
One sympathetic newsman said to him ‘Look, you have to understand that over 40% of adults are illiterate; they can’t follow a story without pictures or audio. Here’s what I suggest you do; hire an actor, get him to learn the interview script, film him and you anywhere there’s snow, get Morgan Freeman to do the voice-over, and we’ll run it.’
A gazillion YouTube views later, Oscar was drowning in another avalanche, one driven by howls of ‘Photoshop, Photoshop’ but in his mind the truth was out there and now he was in search of Big Foot, with the backing of a crew provided by Steven Spielberg for his new movie, Y-ET-I.
Footnote: There is a supposed audio interview with the Abominable Snowman, recorded by Stan Freberg in 1957, but this has since been discredited. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHRgKVN7v74
I like how the landslide was caused by a sneezing fit. It makes me wonder how any of them got out.
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It is hilarious.
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Many thanks, Romi.
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Very clever way of incorporating the cue word!
A Morgan Freeman voice over is a win-win anytime!
Loved the humor in this SSS.
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Thanks, Pat.
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“You’re killin’ me, Smalls”… In a most delightful way. Thanks for the smile, Doug!
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Heeheehee! Clever and well done.
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Thanks, Mimi
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Great title.
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Thanks, Geoff. 🙂
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Spielbergs big foot’s all over this.
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Indeed 🙂
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You Tube, the death of all good tales 🙂. Great tale Doug
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Thanks, NNP 🙂
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Loved the interview, Doug! 🤣
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Thanks, Chris. Stan Freberg is a forgotten genius in these times. Check out his very prescient take on cancel culture with ‘Elderly Man River’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ22N3Y9f70
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Just played it, Doug, fabulous… and then I found a real favourite from my childhood: The Banana Boat Song – “it’s too loud, I can still hear you” – classic!
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Glad you enjoyed it, Chris.
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And yeti there is in existence the handful of fur he managed to grab which is in a lab having the DNA extracted
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Stand by for a clone in every zoo. Move over pandas. 🙂
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hilarious! good six
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Thanks, UP.
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We all are trapped in a circular maze, reality is supported by our need to demonstrate to the world what we know, only within, to be true.
Good Six, this week.*
not that each week’s Six is not good, lol but this one had a certain fun-with-serious-questions vibe, ya know?
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Many thanks, clark. Lost in that circular maze you describe, trying to figure out what it means but it sounds profound. 🙂
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Absolutely brilliant Doug – interesting footnote and a hilarious video too!
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Thank you kindly, Keith. Glad you enjoyed both.
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“Alice ‘Eileen’ Down”
SMH…the punnage is a tonnage.
You’ve done it again, Doug!
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Many thanks, Liz. You might know her brother, Bob. 🙂
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The spoof is out there. This proved to be another Doug classic, very entertaining.
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Thanks muchly, D. 🙂
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Chuckling at this Six, Doug 🤣
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Then my work here is done, Laura 🙂
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Very funny – another great name for the record books. How do you do it? Doesn’t Morgan Freeman have the most believable voice in the world? Great spoof, Doug. 🙂
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Many thanks, Marsha.
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