This piece was written for the Six Sentence challenge, using the prompt word of ‘grip’.
‘Well, Lieutenant, do you think this is the work of Cornflakes Magee, the famous cereal killer, or does it have the telltale MO of the Handlebar Kid, or maybe even the shocking hallmarks of Electric Bill?’
‘No, Sergeant. This has to be the work of Jack The Gripper, as you should have been able to deduce immediately from the contents of that grip bag that he dropped in haste: alligator clips, stillson wrench, BBQ tongs, all the usual paraphernalia, including that dead giveaway of the hardened criminal, superglue.
Obviously your next question will be, ‘where is he now?’ and, again, I would have thought that would have been obvious, even to you, Sergeant; there’s little doubt that he’s found an undercover-in-plain-sight job in the film industry as what else but a grip, a lighting and camera guy.’
‘But, Lieutenant, surely he wouldn’t want the spotlight on him like that when he knows the heat’s going to be on.’
‘On the contrary, Sergeant, he loves the attention and may be working as the key grip, the head honcho.
But my hunch is he’ll be working as a dolly grip, in which case we’ll track him down in no time.’
Ahhh, the puns! Thee puuuuunnnsss!
XD
Fun tale! It humored me, and made me roll my eyes on a good way.
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Many thanks, CJ. Consider yourself appropriately pun-ished for your time. 🙂
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Oh, dear! I’m suing for PUN-itive damages!
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🙂
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“Cornflakes Magee” – saw it coming, lol You did not disappoint, Doug. Smiled from beginning to end. Splendid 😀
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Glad you liked it, Denise. 🙂
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My favorite was that as a dolly grip, he could be tracked down easily! When I first read this week’s prompt, “key grip” is what came to my mind, too! Fun 6!
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Many thanks, Dyanne.
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Very funny! 😀 Thoroughly enjoyed this.
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Thanks, Robert.
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You’re welcome 😊
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I like the thought of superglue being the hallmark of a hardened criminal.
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So do I, Frank. 🙂
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Velllly Punny!
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Thank you velly much. 🙂
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A positive plethora of playful punniness. 😂
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If I didn’t know better I might think that you’re taking the P. 🙂
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Absolutely not Doug! 🙂👍
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🙂
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You have us all eye-rolling in the aisles, Doug! Splendid stuff. I needed that giggle this morning 🙂
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Thanks, Chris. Glad it brightened your day.
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Very clever 😀
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Many thanks.
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beyond humorous, very clever. jack the gripper…I just watched every episode of whitechapel and now I have night terrors. this lightened the mood.
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Thanks, UP. Just stay out of the pea-soupers and you should be fine. 🙂
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(A tonnage of punnage piling up over my prone and shuddering body)
He does it again!
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Thanks, Liz. Made me think fondly of Mr. Magoo. ‘Oh, Magoo, you’ve done it again’. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Magoo
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Heeheehee! Most clever indeed, thank you!
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You’re welcome, Mimi. 🙂
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What brilliant names! A laugh a line, well done Doug.
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Many thanks, Keith.
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By my count not only did you write a very funny, punny Six, but you used the cue word, or variation of it, six times including the title. A super SSS!
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Thanks, Pat. Pure happenstance, I assure you (I’m not that organised), but it’s always thrilling when someone pays such close attention to your work.
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Pun-k is not dead!
Excellent and clever work, Doug 🙂
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Thanks, TAM. Much appreciated.
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Loved the wordplay and the cleverness here! Very fun six!
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Thank you, Michael. Much appreciated.
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